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Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: British Empire
Job: DJ/Thief-for-hire
I'm a dude that uh, 'animates' in Flash and draws a few things on the side. I drum as well, its fucking fun. Currently studying Illustration for Animation at Derby Uni. Its awesome. Keep your lamplight trimmed and burning. Don't be hatin'!
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Hey everyone hows things? I now present Lenko's Guide to Making a Serious Short.
Simply make the plot any of these 6 things:
1. Family/kid gets a new pet it dies
2. Man goes on an acid trip he then dies
3. Man or kid is frustrated then they die
4. The end of the flash's story loops around to the beginning WHAT A TWIST
5. Person cries for the entire flash they then get beat up, dying is optional
6. Steve the Tankman sings Linkin Park's 'Numb' it is implied that he dies.
Two lighthearted flashes this month, then a long overdue dose of Rocket Crotch in May plus some other crap, making for 5 flashes to come in the next 45 days!!!!! How ace is that?
One of me mates has put me a little section on his forum thing aint that awesome
I'm a realist
I'm a romantic
I'm an indecisive
Piece of shit
BIFTA SMOKIN' THIEF/BARTENDER HYBRID
