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lenkobiscuit

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: British Empire
Job: DJ/Thief-for-hire

I'm a dude that uh, 'animates' in Flash and draws a few things on the side. I drum as well, its fucking fun. Currently studying Illustration for Animation at Derby Uni. Its awesome. Keep your lamplight trimmed and burning. Don't be hatin'!

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....The Decepticons.

Posted by lenkobiscuit Apr. 11, 2008 @ 3:03 PM EDT

Hey everyone hows things? I now present Lenko's Guide to Making a Serious Short.

Simply make the plot any of these 6 things:

1. Family/kid gets a new pet it dies
2. Man goes on an acid trip he then dies
3. Man or kid is frustrated then they die
4. The end of the flash's story loops around to the beginning WHAT A TWIST
5. Person cries for the entire flash they then get beat up, dying is optional
6. Steve the Tankman sings Linkin Park's 'Numb' it is implied that he dies.

Two lighthearted flashes this month, then a long overdue dose of Rocket Crotch in May plus some other crap, making for 5 flashes to come in the next 45 days!!!!! How ace is that?

LENKO'S CRAZY SITE THING

One of me mates has put me a little section on his forum thing aint that awesome

I'm a realist
I'm a romantic
I'm an indecisive
Piece of shit

BIFTA SMOKIN' THIEF/BARTENDER HYBRID

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Updated: 04/12/08 6:16 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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Apr. 11, 2008 | 3:07 PM Tystarr says:

Lol, Theres something about your style thats just really interesting and fun.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 3:10 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

haha thanks man!

Apr. 11, 2008 | 3:11 PM jmtb02 says:

Thank you for finishing the song.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 3:14 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

lol no probs.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 3:16 PM SpedsonaPlane says:

alright how about this, A poor family saves up enough money to buy a pet, that dies shortly after they slip lsd into his kibble, which causes the little kid to become so frustrated that he ends up getting beat up on because he is annoying. Meanwhile the kid is so frustrated that he plays a song SO DEPRESSING that it kills him and turns the water in his fishtank to blood. This is all leading up to the family getting a new pet just like in the beginning. The catch? THE PET IS STEVE FROM TANKMEN AND HE IS SINGING NUMB! thus causing him to die. is that good?

Apr. 11, 2008 | 3:23 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

Absolutely excellent

it'd never leave the top 50 ;-)

Apr. 11, 2008 | 3:36 PM Dazmi says:

lol, you're a weird guy.
Can someone die, and no one being sad about it count as serious?

Apr. 11, 2008 | 3:41 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

maybe : o

Apr. 11, 2008 | 3:45 PM YungJazz says:

Lmao

And I agree with ma boy Tystarr, you do have a pretty sick drawing style man

Apr. 12, 2008 | 3:23 AM lenkobiscuit responds:

hehe cheers :D

Apr. 11, 2008 | 5:31 PM physco-pickle says:

God, I just want you to touch me in inappropriate ways.

Apr. 12, 2008 | 3:23 AM lenkobiscuit responds:

croikey

Apr. 11, 2008 | 8:16 PM The-Swain says:

Would be more ace if RC2 was out this month :(

Apr. 12, 2008 | 3:24 AM lenkobiscuit responds:

I was looking at this 2008 flash schedule i drafted up late last year, and RC2 was apparently going to be released 'late February'

i dont think i'd even started it by then haha

Apr. 11, 2008 | 9:01 PM Ninja-Kow says:

That is off tha handle. Hurry up with your flashes you magnificent bastard.

Apr. 12, 2008 | 3:24 AM lenkobiscuit responds:

I'll give it my best shot homeboy

Apr. 12, 2008 | 5:51 PM Theo-art says:

5 flashes in a month and a half, it's unheard of!

I on the other hand, can't complete anything, I just detach from anything I start after the rush is gone.

He's losing willpower!

Can't wait to see some rocket crotchage soon, this series always makes me thirsty.

Apr. 13, 2008 | 3:30 AM lenkobiscuit responds:

I plan to really knuckle down over the summer, but I'm not gonna rush anything : ) either way I'm gonna put out a satisfying variety of stuff hopefully. RC, music videos, little shorts, parodies, the works.

Apr. 13, 2008 | 6:54 AM BanshiTao says:

I think #4 is the most boring option. Nobody dies, so it's not serious enough.

PS:I'm madly in love with your style.

Apr. 13, 2008 | 7:51 AM lenkobiscuit responds:

Haha. But that option has a twist!

Apr. 13, 2008 | 11:44 AM SonicFoxStrk says:

you got one crazy dev art
your style is so different and i just have to agree with Tystarr it's really interesting and funny
did you all ways draw like that?

Apr. 13, 2008 | 12:41 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

Pretty much, it's just evolved and been influenced by different things over time

I used to draw generic manga stuff on the side (back when I was like 13 lol) but whilst I've kinda ironed that out, I still draw it for fun sometimes.

funny thing is i'm not actually that keen on my own style, i think its a bit stupid personally lol

Updated: Apr. 13, 2008, 1:21 PM
Apr. 14, 2008 | 11:27 AM markor says:

Oh,men you are the best and I love your style but I do not like your country.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 12:09 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

haha, how come?

Apr. 14, 2008 | 2:14 PM markor says:

I come from Serbia and I new here on this site.My postition is 794.558 and I am level 2.Have a nice day...

Apr. 14, 2008 | 8:26 PM wilker says:

I read this a few days ago. Did I tell you I think you're awesome?

I think you're awesome.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 8:31 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

Awesome!

Apr. 16, 2008 | 8:16 PM e104joker says:

Your drawing style is identic to a book i readed a looooooooong time ago when i lived on USA
i like your style X3

Apr. 16, 2008 | 8:22 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

thanks!

was it a kids book? i'm highly influenced by the little picture books i used to read as a kid.

Apr. 16, 2008 | 9:22 PM e104joker says:

yes it was a little kids book X3
like when i was on first grade (my last year on USA)

Apr. 17, 2008 | 7:05 PM physco-pickle says:

Shall we have a roll in the hay ;)

Apr. 18, 2008 | 4:09 PM Yoshio says:

I knew you'd post the link :)

Apr. 22, 2008 | 9:14 PM Dools says:

Hey check out my page you gotta see the hilarious video on there you'll love it!

Apr. 23, 2008 | 2:10 AM SonicFoxStrk says:

i just love the brit accent its so... cool

anyway (replying to your reply) i don't find it stupid i especially like the water color and messy affect, for some reason your able to pull it off so flawlessly...
i don't know i really like your color choices they blend and fit well
keep it up man i love your work it's funny, witty and dare i say "bloody brilliant!!"

Apr. 27, 2008 | 1:22 AM emanhattan says:

all you said; so true. and so many idiots out there that cant recognize this is true

Apr. 27, 2008 | 1:23 AM emanhattan says:

have I told you I really like how you make your character's eyes?? they have this incredible style i cant recognize.

its like they are always demented or sick!

Apr. 27, 2008 | 12:30 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

Haha thanks dude >: D

Yeah eyes are always the most fun part to draw

Apr. 27, 2008 | 1:35 PM OdHero says:

The six serious plot choices caused me to shout out 'Oh GOD!.... the selection, it's amaaaaazing'.

5 was my fav thought

May. 16, 2008 | 9:18 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

:D hahaha

Apr. 28, 2008 | 3:48 AM supyohos123 says:

I'm yours. Take me to bed!

May. 2, 2008 | 7:10 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

my armpits itch
itch like a bitch
gonna eat a sandwich
as i give em a scritch

May. 2, 2008 | 8:10 AM lenkobiscuit responds:

multitasking!

May. 5, 2008 | 10:12 AM Nogfish says:

NEEDS MOAR ROCKETCROTCH

May. 16, 2008 | 9:18 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

but of course

May. 12, 2008 | 7:00 PM Catoblepas says:

You're the best voiceactor on the site.

May. 16, 2008 | 9:18 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

haha thanks man : )

May. 14, 2008 | 10:43 AM emanhattan says:

that image was made in computer or in a real paper?

May. 14, 2008 | 3:06 PM lenkobiscuit responds:

computah!

May. 23, 2008 | 6:21 PM Feldoh says:

I noticed that poem.. I got a haiku for ya...

Hippotamus
Anti-Hippotamus
Annhilaration

>=D

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