YIKES

Lol I think they've put it out now. still poor universal huh.

8 MOVIES ARE COMIN OUT THIS SUMMER by ME. I feel like I owe you guys cos I havent submitted anything in ages and my last movie was a three-evening joke featuring some fruity man reviewing vidyo gaymes

Then I've got this huge-ass movie coming out at the end of August that I scripted sometime last December, holy shit. 3 of these 8 movies are Rocket Crotch related, just to let you guys know the series isnt dead =) In fact its barely starting haha

Other stuff includes a music vid and some other comedy crapola, so yeah its gonna be a good summer if you like coffee-themed baddies and robot crabs and my shitty drawings. Dr. Mocha is appearing in the Mastermind game too (the new strategy one), which will be awesome and kickass and sexy

Oh yeah, check this out before you go dudes!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THIS FOOKING CRAB IT'LL SNAP YOUR PENIS OFF

Hey everyone hows things? I now present Lenko's Guide to Making a Serious Short.

Simply make the plot any of these 6 things:

1. Family/kid gets a new pet it dies
2. Man goes on an acid trip he then dies
3. Man or kid is frustrated then they die
4. The end of the flash's story loops around to the beginning WHAT A TWIST
5. Person cries for the entire flash they then get beat up, dying is optional
6. Steve the Tankman sings Linkin Park's 'Numb' it is implied that he dies.

Two lighthearted flashes this month, then a long overdue dose of Rocket Crotch in May plus some other crap, making for 5 flashes to come in the next 45 days!!!!! How ace is that?

LENKO'S CRAZY SITE THING

One of me mates has put me a little section on his forum thing aint that awesome

I'm a realist
I'm a romantic
I'm an indecisive
Piece of shit

BIFTA SMOKIN' THIEF/BARTENDER HYBRID

Fuck yeah, I'm alive!!!! damn I've missed surfing newgrounds every night. Been a bit out of the loop with the flash scene argh.

I've had a shitload of university work this spring so I haven't really been able to focus on Jezza's second exploit. anyways it should be out in around a month, hopefully you guys'll love it. It's sexy. Seriously. Honest! I'm not kidding.

anyways once uni's over I've got another 8 movies planned for the rest of the year, maybe more, and thats fuckin' awesome ain't it?

Have a preview of some other movie I'm working on. Its gonna be juicy!!!!!

Sup Newgrounds crew how you been?

Rocket Crotch 2 should be out in 3 weeks to a month. Its gonna be mega

Oh yeah I can't wait to play as this little bastard in Smash Bros.

VISIT MY SITE THING!!!